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Friday, March 29, 2013

Dating is Bizzare

Since I started my first serious relationship at 16, I really haven't dated, and have only spent 2 months truly being single (until now). You may call me a Serial Monogamist. Now having had two relationships that lasted about 3 years each, I have been determined* to stay single for a while.

I said in a previous post that dating is fun, but man is it strange.

Some things I have realized:
-When you change your FB status to single, single guys will "like" it.
-I'd never gone on a date with someone I didn't already know very well.
-How guys act when (I think) they "only want one thing."
-Boys will stop talking to you if you fail at texting them.
-The word "boyfriend" now terrifies me.
-The first time texting an ex shouldn't be tried after a round of margaritas with old friends.
-The first time texting an ex should just be never.
-Random and spontaneous activities should always be accepted.
-I should never hide a thing about myself.
-Trying to date guys who work a night shift just isn't going to work, but they make for fun weekends!


*My best friend might have made me pinky promise to stay single for at least 6 months. That is just how pathetic I am at staying single.